sup sis.

A Qkoc,

IF you are reading this, i am being pursued by men in black for they believe that i killed a certain cuddly cuddlefish after squeezing it so hard.................... I found it on a motor bike sitting in a dark alley in the the middle of The Real World. It was smoking a Cuban cigar and had its fins around two girls. Suddnely, it went from hot pink to neon black in color. those pesky skin pigments. I ran into the alley, day tripped, saw john lennon, next thing i knew, i had my arms around the cuddly cuddlefish. THEN IT HAPPENED!!!!!!! The fish blew up into a giant rainbow of awesomness rainbowsnesssessesssssssssssss. The world faded black. oh wait those were just the dudes i mentioned earlier. Long tench coats, and dark faces, tey also faded but this time into a bow tie. I took the chance and ran knowing i'd done something wrong. then came the swishes... There they were! throwing Sea star shuriken at me!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahaha aahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahAHAHAHABLARBLARBLARBLARBLARBLARBLARB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!1!!! i woke up in the krusty krab dumpster and found partick star suddenly turn into a GASP! shuriken! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Then there were the potatoes... They looked like they'd been deep fried in cotton! No, not cotton, it was fried in Matt Damon himself. (Said it tastes like Jack Bowers) THEN there was SPOCK>NEURO spaceshippewredmattepewpewpewlewrnessof blackhol- WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT- where is Mr. Sulu in all of this??? 1<1ck@5$ asianness fencing. Then i woke up, sitting a pool of sweat that made the olympics look kiddy sized. In the Real World
The Rainbowsnessesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss will strike again when you least expeplatanos it

Sincerely,
the handsome, dapper, Tosh

P.S. "Dammit!" Jack Bowers